This is pretty simple...I like being treated like a Goddess and I want you to BUY me nice things! Is that hard to understand?? Now, be a good wallet slave and take out your credit card and place it in front of you...

I prefer gift cards, so you don't fuck it up (I know how stupid guys can be when it comes to buying anything for a woman!). I'm in Canada so make sure I can use it here...

Gift cards from Amazon, Sears, The Bay, Future Shop...those are all good.

I'm a pale redhead with freckles, so I have seensitive skin. I use Clinique makeup. It's more expensive then that cheap shit at the pharmacy, but it's worth it. I can get Clinique stuff with a gift card from the Bay.

I read a lot too, because I'm intelligent, so DON'T underestimate me or it will just give me an excuse to belittle you. Since I read, a gift certificate from Amazon or any large online book store is good too.

Future Shop is good for electronics and I want an MP3 player and lots of DVD's and CD's because I like music and movies, but I hate mainstream shit. Give me art cinema anyday...

Physical presents and cash tributes can be sent to my PO box listed on my application page. Don't send me any cheap crap. Here is a partial list of what I want. I will be showing more attention to those who shower me with gifts...

- Jewelry (of course)

- Persepolis DVD

- LOST DVD sets (Season 4)

- The Lone Gunmen (ALL in series)

- Cocoa Puffs Cereal (cant get it in Canada!)

- Jane's Krazy Salt (same deal...addictive stuff!)

More will be added and I'll try to get exact links to online products put up here. There are more things listed on my money blog.

What are you WAITING for?? Pull out your wallet NOW!!